For the inaugural entry in our brand-new series, we give the seminal ’80s slasher the proper treatment with a hefty, booze-soaked salute to granny panties and Kevin Bacon.
The only thing better than watching horror films? Watching horror films and drinking beers. Drinking lots of beers. The Macabre Bros. give the Internet what it so desperately wants with The Drinking Games, an ongoing series of liver-testing games tailor-made for horror films. Be warned: The rules occasionally give away twists, plot points and other spoilers, so we recommend seeing the films first. Now, let’s get rowdy.
When old, crazy Ralph makes an appearance — 1 drink
When anyone smokes cigarettes, weed, etc — 1 hit
Any sex scene — 1 shot
Any death, murder, mutilation or general killing shenanigans — 1 drink
The first mention of Jason — 2 drinks
Any flashback — 1 hit
When you hear the “killer vision” theme song (coo-coo-coo chi-chi-chi ah-ah-ah…) — 1 drink
Boobs — 2 drinks
Any appearance of rad, ’80s-licious granny panties — 1 drink
When the blonde dude totally belly-flops off the deck — 1 drink
When Alice takes forever to make tea — half a beer
When Jason’s mom gets her fucking head chopped off — 1 strikeout (take a hit, take a shot, take one drink, blow it out)
Jason’s second appearance — Finish your beer, even if you just opened it, bitch