For the inaugural entry in our brand-new series, we give the seminal ’80s slasher the proper treatment with a hefty, booze-soaked salute to granny panties and Kevin Bacon.

The only thing better than watching horror films? Watching horror films and drinking beers. Drinking lots of beers. The Macabre Bros. give the Internet what it so desperately wants with The Drinking Games, an ongoing series of liver-testing games tailor-made for horror films. Be warned: The rules occasionally give away twists, plot points and other spoilers, so we recommend seeing the films first. Now, let’s get rowdy.

The Rules
When old, crazy Ralph makes an appearance — 1 drink

When anyone smokes cigarettes, weed, etc — 1 hit

Any sex scene — 1 shot

Any death, murder, mutilation or general killing shenanigans — 1 drink

The first mention of Jason — 2 drinks

Any flashback — 1 hit

When you hear the “killer vision” theme song (coo-coo-coo chi-chi-chi ah-ah-ah…) — 1 drink

Boobs — 2 drinks

Any appearance of rad, ’80s-licious granny panties — 1 drink

When the blonde dude totally belly-flops off the deck — 1 drink

When Alice takes forever to make tea — half a beer

When Jason’s mom gets her fucking head chopped off — 1 strikeout (take a hit, take a shot, take one drink, blow it out)

Jason’s second appearance — Finish your beer, even if you just opened it, bitch

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