Some call Jason X a painful, hamfisted attempt to bring Friday the 13th into the 25th century. And they’re right. But when Jason hacks his way through sex-starved teens, teachers and androids in outer fucking space, it’s like this flick was made for drinking.

The only thing better than watching horror films? Watching horror films and drinking beers. Drinking lots of beers. The Macabre Bros. give the Internet what it so desperately wants with The Drinking Games, an ongoing series of liver-testing games tailor-made for horror films. Be warned: The rules occasionally give away twists, plot points and other spoilers, so we recommend seeing the films first. Now, let’s get rowdy.

The Rules
Jason is reborn at the 21st century’s leading bastion of scientific endeavor: the Camp Crystal Lake Research Facility — H

Jason is frozen at the 21st century’s leading bastion of scientific endeavor – S

Every random factoid to remind the audience that, hey, we’re in the future!  – D

Every cheesy remark (or just about anything the token stoner says) – D

When the low-budget computer FX remind you this may be set in the future, but it was made in 2001 – D

Jason is reborn (again) on the 25th century’s weirdest scientific field trip — Two drinks

Jason finally gets the 25th century makeover, complete with futuristic mask and machete – X

Virtual people are people too! Even when they “die,” however the hell that works… — H

The field-trip SWAT team has stormtrooper accuracy — H

The Legend
H = Take a hit.
D = 1 drink of beer. We easily went through five apiece. After all, this is a Jason flick.
S = 1 shot of the hard stuff. This time around, all we had was Sauza Silver, and we don’t want to talk about it.
X = Strikeout. Combination of the above substances: H then S then D, then blow the hit out.
As usual, our rules call for 1 drink at every death, sex scene and boob sighting.

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