Final Destination was one of the more thoughtful and creative horror flicks to come out of the early 2000s. It’s not just another whodonit with a masked killer like Urban Legend or even Scream. No, it gives us a deceptively simple premise: Devon Sawa (the heartthrob from Casper) screws with fate by getting kicked off a plane he’s certain will explode, only to watch his premonition come true when it actually does. For the rest of the film, fate gets back at Devon Sawa, Stifler (yep), and a few others who made it off the plane. The death scenes are surprisingly gory and last at least 10 minutes apiece, with dozens of close calls before the character finally dies. Also, Devon Sawa.

The only thing better than watching horror films? Watching horror films and drinking beers. Drinking lots of beers. The Macabre Bros. give the Internet what it so desperately wants with The Drinking Games, an ongoing series of liver-testing games tailor-made for horror films. Be warned: The rules occasionally give away twists, plot points and other spoilers, so we recommend seeing the films first. Now, let’s get rowdy.

The Legend
H = Take a hit.
D = 1 drink of beer.
S = 1 shot of the hard stuff. It was Buffalo Trace all the way.
W = Waterfall. As a group, drink when the person to your right starts drinking. Don’t stop until they do..
X = Strikeout. Take a hit, take a shot, take a sip of beer. Blow out the hit.
Our rules call for 1 drink at every:
– sex scene
– boob sighting
– jump scare
– death

The Rules

Devon Sawa!! (first time) — D

Any time Devon Sawa has a premonition — D

Oh hey, it says “final destination” on Devon Sawa’s baggage — D

Stifler shows up for the first time being, well, Stifler — D

Any time you hear John Denver’s silky smooth voice — D

As soon as the plane start exploding — W

Whew, glad we got off the plane gang. What could go wrong now? — H

When you see your favorite death — S

Those horny teens, always making out but never getting to third base — D

Damn, he’s a creepy coroner. Is that a requirement? — D

When Tod takes FOREVER to choke to death — W

When the teacher starts dying — X


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